Tuesday, April 24, 2012

A Couple Funnies

Sister Susi needed to send e-mails to certain groups of people and wanted some advice for titles for her folders. You know Susi is nutty-crunchy, (she says it's "earthy crunchy" but I think a lot of those people in the hill towns in Mass. are nutty!) and e-mails were of a political, organic, nutty-crunchy bent.
Here was Jim's answer to her quandry:
"You could probably separate your e-mail address book into groups, names of groups and e-mail things in chunks.
I recommend group headings: LOCAL, VOCAL, YOKEL and LOCO. Or, maybe WORK, QUIRK,
SMIRK and JERK.

                                                          THE CAT IN THE HAT
                                                                    On Aging

I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I cannot screw
Oh my gosh, what can I do?
My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like hell
My mood is bad - can you tell?
My body's drooping
Have trouble pooping
The Golden Years have come at last
The Golden Years can kiss my ass!
                                                       





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